maxterbate:

imperialdalek:

zilliah:

fullmetalhobo:

I FOUND A CUTE THING

THE BIT THAT REALLY GETS ME IS THE VIDEO DESCRIPTION!!!

I took Noah outside to play for a minute. What he saw was Spider-Man. He loves Spider-Man. He ran right up to him and gave him a big hug. When Spider-Man took off his mask is what surprised me. It took him a minute to realize that he was looking at his Daddy! That’s when I started crying. Jason was home from Afghanistan for leave to welcome our newborn daughter Kali pronounced (Kal-ee) like California.

Don’t mind me i’m just gonna go weep of awesome adorableness. 

im crying

(Source: n0isz, via trulyarinee)

surprising-lebrian:

I’ve been thinking about all of the things I would do for you. But out of everything, I would not want to be your cup. Although I would graze your sleepy lips every morning, I would be used, washed, and put back in the cupboard. That is not a way I want to feel you. I want to be the sun that slips…

this is beautiful :’)

(Source: fauxliberte)

Anonymous asked: How come you don't wear a head thing?

Idk I’m not super religious and neither are my parents

Anonymous asked: Are you Muslim?

Yes

kpfun:

A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”

(via princesseamy)

  • teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
  • me: sorry.
  • parents: you don't appreciate anything.
  • me: sorry.
  • friends: you're too depressing.
  • me: sorry.
  • ex: i never could really love you.
  • me: sorry.
  • mother: have you gained weight?
  • me: i don't know, sorry..
  • everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
  • me: sorry....
illusionvirus:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

internet explorer looks so suspicious
what did he do this time

illusionvirus:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

internet explorer looks so suspicious

what did he do this time

(via 32andgrandma)