A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”
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- teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
- me: sorry.
- parents: you don't appreciate anything.
- me: sorry.
- friends: you're too depressing.
- me: sorry.
- ex: i never could really love you.
- me: sorry.
- mother: have you gained weight?
- me: i don't know, sorry..
- everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
- me: sorry....
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
internet explorer looks so suspicious
what did he do this time
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how can you NOT want to be a fucking mermaid
The last time I told you we didn’t talk for two weeks.
That’s why I don’t tell you these things any more. Every time I’m about to tell you, I feel like I’m being a burden and even if you do actually care it honestly does not seem like it.
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